- walk\ of\ shame
- 1. (walk of shame) (1855↑, 321↓)the walk across campus in the same clothes as yesterday after you slept with someone and spent the night in their dorm room
Scott: hey man, nice hair - you doin the walk of shame? Dan: what, me? ah... no... I, um, fell asleep in the library...
Author: rorodlam http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/6986242. (walk of shame) (842↑, 183↓)n. the course walked home after a night of boozing and fucking. one usually wears either the clothes they went out in (eg. short skirt and heels) or the clothing of the person they slept with (eg.a large white t-shirt)the morning after and everyone notices they have the "I was fucked up last night" look and am now walking home from the guy-I- fucked's house."I don't remember what his face looked like and I had to do the walk of shame." "I don't remember if the sex was good enough for the walk of shame."
Author: chandler http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/9574643. (walk of shame) (602↑, 200↓)when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a [booty call]He did the walk of shame last Friday out my house.
Author: apriletta http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/3578794. (walk of shame) (391↑, 182↓)When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.
Author: Lydia http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/8407615. (walk of shame) (213↑, 71↓)In college, when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.Chris did the walk of shame at least fifty times freshman year
Author: 358 http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/17742976. (walk of shame) (189↑, 93↓)n.: after spending the night at a member of the opposite sex's house, having to walk home in the morning looking trashy, romped and hungover. The previous evening may have included some or all of the following: [Ferrero Rocher], [Fitzpatrick Twist], [Twister], [Michael Jackson], [ballpopping], [alcohol], [drugs], or [assgoblins].I saw Joyce doing the walk of shame, this morning, on Lark Street\!
Author: You Need a Breath Mint\! http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/3578307. (walk of shame) (112↑, 37↓)The walk home after a [one night stand]. Sometimes celebrated as a [stride of pride].J was dishevled, hungover, and unable to remember the name of the woman who's bed he had woken up in earlier that morning. He took a back alley on the way home so that no one would witness his [walk of shame].
Author: RedBeet http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/17743198. (walk of shame) (68↑, 33↓)leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU. Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym\! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?
Author: brooklyn516 http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/8318979. (walk of shame) (43↑, 25↓)n. 1. As stated in other definitions, walking out of someone's place in the same clothes on as when you went in there last night. 2. When you are in a public bathroom, to create something especially unholy that makes the whole restroom smell, and then walk out of the stall while the bathroom's various patrons scowl at you.1. I made her take the walk of shame in front of all my dorm-mates this morning because i was feeling extra hung over. 2. As I took the walk of shame I saw all my co-workers holding their noses and giving me the evil eye.
Author: kekekekekekeke http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/141574010. (walk of shame) (144↑, 128↓)whenever a female sleeps with a guy and in the morning she has to walk out of his place looking like a hoeThat hoe took the walk of shame.
Author: Sophia http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/2741111. (walk of shame) (30↑, 16↓)When you have to walk home, after a one night stand, or a night of wild sexAnd how was your walk of shame?
Author: DizzyLizzy http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/231598312. (walk of shame) (15↑, 2↓)After randomly spending the night out, you have to walk out of the house, hotel room, etc. with the clothes from the night before, with make-up smeared, hung-over, holes in hosery and hair pushed up in back from bumping up and down in bed all night.Hey yall, the frat house had a big ball last night, bet there are some bad looking, hung-over, babes doing the "walk of shame"this morning. New Years day is the biggest "walk of shame" day for the University Comfort Suites. We should sell tickets, at least You Tube that sucker...........
Author: Southern Sandra http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/442688313. (Walk of Shame) (16↑, 6↓)Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy."Where were you tonight?" (Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing." "Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame." "I thought it was the entrance to Brother's\!"
Author: mmm09 http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/364517814. (Walk of Shame) (39↑, 29↓)The walk every man must take when he eventually misses a shot at a trash can and needs to pick it up and drop it in. The Walk can be even worse if he alerts his buddies of his intentions, and worse still if the ball of garbage is consisted of many other pieces of trash, which burst mid-flight and which he must pick up.John was [ballin'] all day on the basket ball court, but one missed paper ball threw him into the walk of shame.
Author: Nossor http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/303603115. (walk of shame) (17↑, 11↓)Occurs at amusement parks when a guest doesn't fit on a ride, usually a popular roller coaster with a long wait time.Damn, look at that fatty, he couldn't fit on the roller coaster and has to take the walk of shame\!
Author: Bubba Gump \!\!\!\! http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/288500516. (Walk of Shame) (2↑, 0↓)The moment when you walk across the class to the trashcan, after being totally caught for chewing gum.Teacher: "Tony, throw your gum away." Tony: (Walks to trash can, *with head down) Student: "Tsk Tsk Tsk, someone on the Walk of Shame again.."
Author: FolleseFever http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/630092017. (Walk of Shame) (2↑, 0↓)The walk of someone who has attempted to shoot a ball shaped object such as a can into the garbage and missed. Can be accompanied by ooing and laughing by spectators as the failed baller walks over to the piece of garbage and places it in the bin.(jeff shoots a soda can at the garbage, which bounces off onto the ground) nicole: ooo, that was terrible. mike: take the walk of shame, man. get some skills.
Author: lymegreen19 http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/606612418. (walk of shame) (13↑, 22↓)When you take a big shit in a public restroom, and you forget to give other patrons a [courtesy flush], and it stinks up the whole restroom. When you walk out of the stall, it is refered to as the walk of shame because all the other patrons are pissed at you for the stench they had to endure.James walked out of stall after pinching that floater, but he soon saw himself doing the dreaded walk of shame.
Author: Colin Treafdggg http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/199732919. (walk of shame) (7↑, 20↓)Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off."Did you see him taking the walk of shame with security?
Author: PkTechGirl http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/38357620. (walk of shame) (8↑, 21↓)taking a nasty smelly shit in a public washroom and coming out of the stall and seeing other people in the bathroom and you have to walk by themAuthor: brownboy http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/16635921. (walk of shame) (15↑, 28↓)to have a escort/hooker come to your hotel room after the hotel stops letting guest up the elevators on their own. You have to go down to the lobby and meet your "niece" and walk her past everyone in the lobby in the early morning to the elevators, hence the walk of shame. Mostly used in Las VegasI was so horny last night I resorted to calling a hooker but it was past 1am and the Bellagio only lets hotel guests up the elevators at this time. I had to go down to the lobby pick up the hooker and make the walk of shame back to the elevators.
Author: slave http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/16463622. (Walk of shame) (2↑, 17↓)The last (one too many) time you go for food at an all-you-can-eat buffet even though you're full.I'm walking the walk of shame.
Author: lancepowerstance http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/314529823. (Walk of Shame) (11↑, 26↓)When the only way to get McDonalds is to go through the drive through, but you don't have a car. Hence you have to queue up in line with the cars and just stand there waiting for your food. Popularized in Australia, particularily Sunnybank where late night gamers are forced to take the walk of shame in order to get their McDonalds fix."Man i was so hungry while playing at CG...i had to take the walk of shame" "Oh no not the walk of shame, did the people in cars behind you revv their engines?"
Author: Whytie http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/154659124. (Walk of Shame) (7↑, 22↓)The trip from the stall to the sink, then out to the hall after taking a monster dump.After he took the walk of shame, no one talked to Maurice for a week.
Author: john_lee http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/38679125. (walk of shame) (6↑, 22↓)Refers to the posture, movement, and/or countenence of a person--particulary while entering or exiting a room--after being royally humiliated or exposed in some shameful way. Note: Although the "walk of shame" may be obvserved visually, it is more of an implied understanding between the shamed person and those aware of the action or situation that was exposed.Having seen the video in which we captured her naked in the shower (with another girl), wherein the camera zoomed in on her naughty bits SEVERAL times, our dear friend did the "Walk of Shame" for weeks.
Author: Girl4Girl http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/168820526. (walk of shame) (4↑, 20↓)The walk you take past other people in a public bathroom after you've performed a \#2 and made a big stink.John emerged from the stall and took the walk of shame to the sink before exiting the newly smelly bathroom
Author: zimaman http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/76996027. (walk of shame) (5↑, 22↓)Walking on foot through a "cruisy" area - one known as a locale for picking up anonymous sexual partners for short encounters, like a public park, a hotel, or a vendor of pornographic material.(two gay men) "Girl, I was at the Habana Inn last night, and you shoulda been there. There was Travis, doing the Walk of Shame, looking for some random dick. Honey, it was tragic." "But, if you were at the Habana Inn, wouldn't you have been on the Walk of Shame, too?" "Bitch, please. I was just, uh, I just needed to um... use a pay phone..."
Author: starstattootoo http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/57507128. (walk of shame) (8↑, 25↓)The adjustment to one's gait the day after rough anal intercourse due to the intense anal friction of the night before. Usaully noticable from a great distance."She looks bowlegged\!" "No, that's just the walk of shame" "oh,ok"
Author: K-Rock http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/54951929. (walk of shame) (12↑, 29↓)It is the morning after you have slept with a pig and have to leave her place and walk out and be seen by all.Last night was rough, I had to do the walk of shame through the dorm
Author: Faceman http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/406430. (walk of shame) (3↑, 22↓)A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed."Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."
Author: TJ http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/35894431. (Walk of Shame) (12↑, 33↓)When you blow a load on a girls back after fucking her doggystyle and refuse to help her clean it off so she is forced to walk awkwardly to the bathroom to clean it herself.Bro, I totally gave Brittney the walk of shame treatment last night and laughed my ass off while she hobbled to the bathroom to clean up.
Author: FilthyMan69 http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/244317732. (walk of shame) (7↑, 28↓)Origin - "Wayne" from Saturday Night Live's "Wayne's World". He was embarrassed that his Mom was taking Aerosmith on a tour of their house, i.e. "the walk of shame".Oh no\! Mom's taking Steven Tyler on a tour of the house. The walk of shame\!
Author: Arielemc http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/73818133. (walk of shame) (11↑, 33↓)When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Bob: SCREW YOU ALL\! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*
Author: Kay http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/56804234. (walk of shame) (6↑, 28↓)drunk girls' shuffleChico State Chapter of AX
Author: boomer http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/32135. (walk of shame) (4↑, 27↓)To lose a football game wager and then having to walk around a room packed with your co-workers who rooted for the other team while you rub your ass and state loudly how badly you and your team's asses were kicked. As you make your way around the room, your co-workers recount plays in the game during which your team did poorly.Ramon's team, the Steelers, lost to the Baltimopre Ravens, so Ramon had to do the Walk of Shame in the conference room in front of all the people he boasted to that the Steelers would win.
Author: RelevantMan http://walk-of-shame.urbanup.com/98156236. (walk of shame) (5↑, 33↓)the walk home from chris keller's house, after getting it on while you were drunkhey, my names b davis and i got really drunk last night, oh jesus where am i? oh jesus im at chris keller's house, i guess i have to do the walk of shame when i leave\!
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.